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Last Friday night at the Higgs
There was a big dumb fight between a couple of kids
Some shit got said that probably never
should have been, and -- well
You know where that gets us, dontcha?

Meanwhile up around 5000 feet
In a geodesic dome at the end of the street
There was a coming out party for the
New Double-Speak;
Everybody said “PLEASE!” when they screwed ya

Now I don’t wanna tell ya that you’re doing it wrong
But there’s a real fine line between “playing along”
and getting it right, but -- thats
a cautionary tale

Now the last time I talked to my home-boy, Buddy
He was busting his ass trying to make that money
He had leveled up his soul-survivor RP
By pretending he knew how to do it

It’s the same kinda shit for me and my ol’ lady
We cover everything in shit and pretend that it’s gravy
But the sweetest meat comes where the fat touches bone
and you know that we’re both prone to chew it

So I ain’t talking out of my ass when I say
That there’s a real good line of BS to be made
and IF you’re lapping it up? Well -- that’s
a cautionary tale

You know all that shit they try to sell ya?
It’s bull
All they really want
is obedient tools


from US AGAINST OURSELVES, released October 12, 2012


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